"So I'm in the polling station, shaking with excitement at putting a big X in the yes box for equality, and I notice bibles hmmmm not one to let something like this go I ask an elderly grey haired gent why this is so, 'it's standard at elections just in case you forget your ID you might be asked to swear to your identity, telling the truth and all that, 
'But I'm not one of those people who believe in God or religion' he looks at me almost lovingly, like a grandad would'
'Neither am I' followed by a wink.
Ahhh yes today is a good day..."